It isn’t like me to be worried for a guy like him, but where is y’know… Him?

HOW WOULD I KNOW? I COULD GIVE LESS OF A FUCK ABOUT HIM OF ALL PEOPLE…

I know, but he literally went missing on Halloween, you gotta be at least a LITTLE worried?

What about [REDACTED]?

He’d be so upset even though I’ve tried to tell him how awful [REDACTED] is…

MAYBE HE DESERVES TO BE MISSING.

Hmm…

I hate him more than our dad, but even if he’s awful I still think it’s sad he’s missing.

IF THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK…

Right.

Well, I’m going to go check on [REDACTED].

I don’t even know if he knows [REDACTED] is missing?

He should’ve caught on by now…

HE’S A FUCKING IDIOT, OF COURSE HE DIDN’T CATCH ON YET.